Ashlee Simpson is not happy in her role as stay-at-home mom. Her jealousy of Pete Wentz going out every night and partying is beginning to manifest itself. An insider says:
“Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she’s stuck at home. It’s just not working.”
I’d be concerned too if I were Ashlee. The longer Pete is out there making out with guys on “dares”, the sooner he’s going to discover he loves dick and the faster he’ll divorce Ashlee to shack up with a male groupie in skinny jeans. Won’t anybody think of the children? Or child?
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