Over the weekend, Cassie stunned fans and fans of my penis by shaving half her head and posting the result on Twitter. As the NYDN astutely notes, Cassie coincidentally has a new album coming out. Related? Probably not. Celebrities would never pull attention grabbing stunts like this.
“Yeah I did it,” the 22-year-old wrote on her Twitter page next to a photo of her partially shaved head. Coincidentally – or not – she just released a new single.
Cassie didn’t exactly explain why she pulled a partial-Britney, but wrote a series of messages on her page: “Sometimes in life, you need a change … Something deeper than what you thought you were capable of … Something that displays the ‘I don’t give a f—‘ attitude that was always present, but never showcased … & something that will shock your mother, but make her call you a ROCK STAR.”
Cassie later answered fans’ shocked responses with the message, “I woke up and felt like it!!! Yeeeahhh!!! LOL.”
You hear that, world? Because she “felt like it.” Cassie isn’t above giving into impulse or throwing caution to the wind. Yea, this may be one of the most retarded things someone can do, but when a moronic idea, one that normal people push out of their minds, flashes through a famous person’s head, they go out and do it because they are a rock star and all the years of coddling have left them unable to think anything through.