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Famed writer/director Pedro Almodovar (Volver, Talk to Her) is at Cannes right now promoting his new movie Broken Embraces, which is one of ten movies up for a Palme d’Or top prize. At a press junket, he told everyone one time he went down on an actress in order to show an actor what’s up.

‘I play all the roles on set,’ Almodovar said at Cannes where he is attending the premiere of his latest oeuvre ‘Broken Embraces’.

‘In a film I made a long time ago … I even performed cunnilingus on an actress to show the actor how to do it,’ he said at a press conference as he sat next to Penelope Cruz, who stars in his new movie.

Bam! And that, my friends, is why I want to be a director.