I’m not sure what I’m doing up at 8 AM in the morning on a Saturday, but the big news this hour is Tobey Maguire and his wife Jennifer Meyer birthed their second child today. A baby boy.
“I can confirm the Maguires had a baby boy today and the family is healthy and happy,” the rep adds.
I’m told the birth was really hard at first, but once Jennifer calmed Tobey down using the breathing exercises they learned, everything went smoothly. Tobey’s girlish shrieks were heard only once this time around. When he saw the baby crowning. What a trooper.
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