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I think Fergie has been hiding something

Fergie and her husband Josh Duhamel hit up a Dodger’s game yesterday and, oh my god, I fucking knew it. Fergie has a penis.

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Style
Style
15 years ago

Obviously the person suggesting that Fergie is ‘adjusting a package’ is male and has never worn a sanitary pad, because to anyone who is female that situation is all too familar–combination of shorts and a pad and shifting is bound to occur girlfriend!

emmm
emmm
15 years ago

Thinking that Fergie would choose sanitary pads over tampons while wearing those shorts is just silly. I’d opt for the penis being more likely.

ANN RICHARDS
ANN RICHARDS
15 years ago
Reply to  emmm

EMMM,

YOU ARE AN ASS AND A PUTZ (PENIS IN YEDISH) TOO.

Em
Em
15 years ago

Look at her calves–she’s a woman. What you may wish does not line up with biology. Fergie’s a girl.

Jess
Jess
15 years ago

I knew it…!

I’ve always know she’s been hiding a huge ball sack…!

Jacquie Reed
Jacquie Reed
15 years ago

I have a couple short skirts that bulge out, and quite frankly looks like I could have a penis…..my husband loves it when I wear short skirts when we are alone on romantic trips. But, I hate it when I wear those out in public, and he has even agreed that some skirts do that to me due to their design. Some skirts just pucker. I have some I have completely nixed due to this issue. She does not have a penis…just a poorly designed skirt. I suggest she throws that one away.

Jane
Jane
15 years ago

Oh my dear. That is so funny. And i can’t believe these people commenting are actually taking this seriously…

MarsRam
MarsRam
15 years ago

I just get a kick out of reading all the comments. Talk about a storm in a tea cup. I’m 70 and retired, and have nothing better to do. What about you? Have you nothing better to do with your time? Fergie is a female. Got it? Now get off and do your homework, or something useful. This is a time to worry about health insurance, the sorry state of the economy, or dozens of other very serious issues. This is not the time to give thought to whether or not Fergie has a penis. Who the hell cares!

Mickfuck
15 years ago

Whatever may be, but i would like to f**k this horny babe one time, no matter she had a penis or a pussy…i jst want to f**k her hard.

bogart4017
bogart4017
15 years ago

I do believe that has something to do with “that time of the month”…

marin
marin
15 years ago

*sighs* it’s the seam going down the middle of her skirt and the fact that the fabric is being stretched as she walks. she may have been trying to pull it down.

…do you people have experience wearing clothes?

Nate
Nate
15 years ago

Either way, she’s one ugly ass person.

Idkwtf
Idkwtf
13 years ago

Guys… She heading into a ball game. I’d bet money that she’s sneaking something in. Candy, something naughty, idk…

Or we could all be right?!…

Shes sneaking a bag of mushrooms in under her ball sack, and was trying to hide it all with a maxi pad. Lol cheers.

I be sure to ask her next time she spends the night :)