If it weren’t for those vacant, doll eyes, Audrina Patridge would be pretty hot. It’s like they’re incapable of expressing emotion. Here’s Audrina at the premiere of Sorority Row which I had no idea she was in. Apparently Rumer Willis and her huge chin are in it as well as Real World cast member turned actress Jamie Chung. It’s like they asked me for a list of people who I would least like to see in a movie and then they put them in there. Thanks guys!
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