What a dumb name

As alluded to earlier, Nicole Richie gave birth in the early hours of September 9 to a new baby boy. The healthy 7lbs. 14oz. was bestowed the name Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Sparrow? Midnight? What the hell is this? That kid’s name is 50% dumb, 25% douchey. You could have gone to Ethiopia and asked one of the locals to name him and the popping and clicking sounds you had to make with your tongue to pronounce it would be less ridiculous than this.

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Gadget Sleuth
12 years ago

Celebrities have been cursing their kids with stupid names for years; i.e. Chastity, Rumer, Dweezil, etc. That name is right up there with the goofiest, I agree.

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