Anna Nicole’s physician’s revealing diary

Anna Nicole’s physican, Sandeep Kapoor, may have been gay because he kept a diary. Unless all physicians keep diaries. Then are they all gay? Or are they all six-year-old girls? Regardless, out of numerous diary entries, Sandeep had only two interesting excerpts revealed by a California Medical Board investigator during a hearing that will determine if there is enough evidence to take Sandeep, Khristine Eroshevich, and Howard K. Stern to trial for facilitating drugs to and having inappropriate contact with Anna Nicole. E! Online reports,

“I was making out with Anna, my patient, blurring the lines. I gave her Methadone, Valium. Can she ruin me?” and “I have to get off the drugs”.

Sandeep will be happy to know Anna Nicole cannot ruin him as she is dead. However, he may be disappointed to find he has ruined himself and his masculinity with the revelation of his diaries. It’s only a matter of time before detectives find a diary entry revealing the details of Anna’s death paired with a drawing of Madonna’s boy toy, Jesus, dressed in a rainbow leather catsuit with the lyrics of Barbra Streisand’s “The Way We Were” scribbled beside him. One has to wonder if Sandeep left his diary out for easy discovery so that he may one day live out his dream of being someone’s prison bitch. Why else would a man risk disease by kissing a drugged out Anna Nicole? Answer me that, Howard Stern.