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“Courtney Love is dead”

Courtney Love is crazy. Her long, incomprehensible ranting and erratic behavior has baffled people for years. So it comes as no surprise she’s suddenly changing her name back to Courtney Michelle claiming the name Courtney Love “is a way to oppress me.” Sort of like how the N word is used to oppress black people. If you call her Courtney Love again, you’re pretty much a racist or something ending with an “ist”. This is just another day in the life of Kurt Cobain’s widow.

“We’ve all decided we don’t like her any more,” the Hole singer told The NME magazine.

“We love her when she goes onstage, but I don’t need her in the rest of my life,” she added.

Courtney is also tired of answering questions about Kurt Cobain. “I am not his spokesperson on Earth. I don’t know what he’d be like now, he could be into society girls, he could be into fat girls, he could be homosexual. We don’t know, he died at 27.”

Being Cobain’s spokesperson is all Courtney is good for. Kurt made her famous. No one would have cared about Hole if it wasn’t for Nirvana. She’s been riding on Kurt’s coattails since 1992 and now she wants nothing to do with him. She’s like the Paris Hilton of Generation X minus the sex tape and clown feet.

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i wouldn’t say that no one would have cared about Hole if it wasn’t for Nirvana…. i genuinely liked Hole ALOT in my young teenage years… she was a girl and she was loud and ugly and abrasive and sang songs about being a f*cked up person and having a f*cked up life, which i totally related to at the time and i just thought it was awesome that you had this crazy, grungy glamour girl doing it.she would get on stage in crazy vintage grungy silk lingerie and slips with smeared makeup and crazy hair and then just completely… Read more »

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Shes a lot of hype!
Her sheet betta deliver or destination: VH1 CELEB REHAB

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very well put comment 1. i liked hole before i knew the nirvana connection. i actually got turned onto hole via sonic youth NOT nirvana. but i find the name change just another ploy for attention.

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Hole is one of my favorite bands, they would have been succesful without kurt. This article is innacurate and probobly hurt people.

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Comparing her to Paris Hilton is simply the stupidest thing I ever heard.This is bad to always be on her back because she didn’t had a boring life. I don’t understand. By the way, she had a great career but I think she’d better stop music, and cinema, and work into the fashion industry.

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