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Khloe may not be a true Kardashian

Scott Disick is Kourtney Kardashian’s serial killer looking boyfriend and all around douchebag. Nothing good has been said about him. Some even say he’s that Bosnian girl who threw puppies into the river. Anyway, he no longer wants to be known as just Kourtney Kardashian’s douchebag boyfriend which is why he might sell out the family to tabloids.

He has vowed not to sell out Kourtney personally but he doesn’t mind talking about the rest of the family,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “He really can’t stand to be in the same room with Kris.”

Besides trying to expand on his reality stardom, the 27-year-old wants to expose the Kardashian matriarch, Kris Jenner, as a lying, and manipulative woman. But there’s one secret In Touch Weekly is reporting that Scott, 31, has kept under wraps for years — one that could tear their family apart. One of the main focuses of Scott’s expose will be to reveal that Khloe Kardashian is not an actual “Kardashian,” and that she’s the product of a love affair with Kris’ former pool boy.

Makes sense. Khloe isn’t nearly as attractive as Kim or Kourtney, she’s ten feet tall and looks like Shrek. There’s no way her genes could have mutated like that unless she was an X-Men. Although, to be honest, I wouldn’t have been that surprised if he told me Khloe once had a scrotum either.

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Jg5501
Jg5501
13 years ago

This post is so mean. Why attack Khloe?

Leb
Leb
13 years ago
Reply to  Jg5501

I agree! totally uncalled for. What difference does it make. They all have the same mother so they are sisters period!

M.
M.
13 years ago
Reply to  Jg5501

Scott started it

catseye
catseye
13 years ago

People from the Near East, Middle East and Far East genes dominate! Khloe looks more caucasian – she DOES NOT resemble the younger two who have Near Eastern features. That “ho-ism” had to have been taught by a mom with experience.

MsAda
MsAda
13 years ago
Reply to  catseye

Khloe is younger than her sister and Rob is the younger of the bunch. You make no sense!

MsAda
MsAda
13 years ago

That is crazy mean! No one chooses how they look. I would like to see want you look like Mr. High and Mighty!

alegna
alegna
13 years ago

Yea, this post is mean. But I always thought she wasn’t a Kardashian. She dyed her hair like sister. She is built differently and just looks different all around. I doubt if this is true, but it does bring up an interesting topic.

Kris Jenner is a Pimp.

Guest
Guest
13 years ago
Reply to  alegna

IMO OJ SIMPSON could well be her father! We see how the amoral Kris has taught disloyalty to her children and how sneaky this creepy, attention seeker is! Most of you are too young to remember the OJ murder case. OJ and Bob Kardashian were good friends and so were their wives (Nicole and Kris). The two families spent a lot of time together, vacationing in Mexico! I can very well see the slut Kris cheating on not only her husband, but her best friend (Nicole) with OJ Simpson. Further, look at their seeming penchant for black athletes! I read… Read more »

serenitygirl2009
serenitygirl2009
13 years ago

seriously……….khole is my fav out of the sister’s she the realest out of them all. She looks the best without makeup………come on jed…..why carry on like that? Agreed she still family regardless still blood even if so and why does it matter their family have grown so beyond that. And Scott is a big Pu**y for bringing out their family business just because he can’t have self control and is a big douche

Smth_luke
Smth_luke
13 years ago

I always knew she was a product of an affair..Kris is a hot one!

Moneconqueso
Moneconqueso
13 years ago

FYI: Kim and Kourt. are 5’2″ and 5’0″ tall so if Khloe were to stand next to them at 5’7″ (avg. woman’s height) then she’d appear gigantic. Im just saying shes not 6’2″ or 5″11″. her sisters are midgets and shes normal. but i love them all!!

Nickegeorge
Nickegeorge
13 years ago
Reply to  Moneconqueso

5’7″ is not the average height of women ( women in america)

guest
guest
13 years ago
Reply to  Moneconqueso

I’ve read on Wikipedia that she is 5’10” tall! She looks it when you see them all together.

Gypsy
Gypsy
13 years ago

That’s pretty mean, can we have a look at your family tree?
Why do people fall for every stupid stunt these people use to get you to watch their show, ANSWER IS: The know we are stupid….no personal life idiots.

BBBEE25TEE
BBBEE25TEE
13 years ago

Leave Khloe alone

Guest
Guest
13 years ago

She and Lamar went on a cheap television program and had her DNA tested as she thought Kris Jenner was not her mother and that she was adopted! Do another DNA test but this time test for paternity. Quit all the claim to being Armenian! The ones Robert K fathered are only half Armenian, if that! Was he an only child? Where is HIS FAMILY? Probably hiding their heads in shame over the way these adults have grown up (?) to act and horrified at Kris Jenner whom they must hate with a passion…..even more than Scott Disick! I have… Read more »

JustSaying
JustSaying
13 years ago

I like Khloe the best too. But she looks more like a Simpson than a kardashian.OJ Simpson could very well be her biological father.

Mlstucke
Mlstucke
13 years ago

this is so uncalled for. what did khoe do to you? you’re absolutely disgusting