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Another day, another Taylor Momsen nipple tape flash

Turns out that The Pretty Reckless concert in NYC wasn’t the first time Taylor Momsen taped X’s on her nipples and flashed her breasts. She did the same thing last week at the Bovine Sex Club in Toronto on October 18. Apparently it’s all part of an elaborate plan to remain edgy and relevant.

It’s like what I do with my friends to stay edgy and relevant. Whenever I hang out with them, I tell a lot of offensive “yo momma” jokes, such as one comparing their mom to a truck backing up, and then when everyone shakes their jowls in disbelief, I grab my crotch to place an exclamation point on my edginess.

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Wow, what does her mother have to say about that? She is trying to grow up to fast. Enjoy your adolescence while you can, because before you know it, you’re an adult, and wish you could turn back the hands of time.

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Taylor Momsen’s the best thing to happen to Rock and Roll since Jim Morrison. Jim was arrested in Florida for exposing himself on stage if memory serves. It’s about time Rock got back to its roots. This American prude thing that swept in about the same time as AIDS is long overdue for a flush!

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uuumm, delicious. except for that fucking tape!

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