Taylor Momsen’s parents robbed her of a childhood

Taylor Momsen dresses like a thrift store Marilyn Manson and talks like a drunken sailor. According to StarPulse, this is all because her parents robbed her of a childhood making her dark and miserable. In a new interview, Taylor explains,

“Everyone’s like, ‘Wow, why is she upset and why is she so miserable about things?’ My parents signed me up with Ford (modeling agency) at the age of two. No two year old wants to be working, but I had no choice. My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.”

Aww. Boo hoo. Taylor Momsen is merely a product of her environment, you guys. Don’t blame her, blame society. When her sex tape surfaces two years from now, it’ll be her parents fault. Same for when she drunkenly runs over a homeless man.