Katy Perry to be known as Katy Brand

Katy Perry told Ellen DeGeneres that she’s in the process of officially changing her name to Katy Brand. She says she already responds to it. Like a well-trained animal.

“If I’m at an event or something like that and [someone] want[s] special attention. They go, ‘”Mrs. Brand!’ and I go shwoosh,” the singer said, turning her head to demonstrate

The “Firework” chanteuse admitted that her British hubby can be a handful. “But handfuls are also a lot of fun. There’s never a dull moment,” she said. “He’s a smorgasbord of things. A sense of humor is really important in our household. That’s how we de-stress and we like to have a laugh.”

Ellen DeGeneres then nodded her head and got an erection and it got real awkward. It was just like 6th grade gym class all over again.