Khloe Kardashian is overdramatic

Khloe Kardashian went on Lopez Tonight on Monday and said the TSA basically rapes her whenever she flies. The TSA has since released this response.

“Well, they basically just are raping you in public. I got asked the other day, do you want to go for a screening or get padded down, I don’t want that X-Ray to see everything, honey,” she said. Perhaps it was a bad choice.

“The people are so aggressive! It’s like, ‘Chill out, you didn’t find anything on me yet, calm down,'” Kardashian pleaded. “They say, ‘OK, I’m going to be patting you down and I’m going to be touching the crease of your ass.’ That is so inappropriate!”

The only difference between this and real rape is it’s consensual, the TSA agent is dry heaving while they run their hand down the crease of Khloe’s ass and Khloe isn’t being stripped of anything besides what little dignity she has left. This is more like aggressive sexual molestation or as I’d like to call it, “foreplay”.

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