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Khloe Kardashian May Be Pregnant

Another sign of the Apocalypse. A source tells Page Six that Khloe Kardashian may be pregnant with a human child. Scientists are reportedly baffled.

Khloe, wife of Lakers star Lamar Odom, “has been hiding a tell-tale bump behind flowing dresses and oversized handbags,” said one source. Another source speculated that Kardashian and Odom, who have landed their own “Newlywed”-style reality show on E!, “will be followed by the cameras through her pregnancy and as they have their first child.” Asked about a pregnancy, a Khloe rep declined to comment.

What a coincidence that she could be pregnant during the filming of her new reality show. I wonder if at the pitch meeting, they told her “no, thanks” and threw a donut out the door to get her to leave but Khloe made a deal with the execs that she’d get pregnant during filming. Then she went and ate the donut.

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gigglegal215
gigglegal215
9 years ago

Is she still crying wolf?

chester
chester
9 years ago

Proof that a man CAN get so drunk he’d hit that, but not so drunk that he would die. So far…

Really
Really
9 years ago

Who the f**k writes this s**t? Poor quality. High school-esque.

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