Sammy Hagar Was Abducted By Aliens

MTV Hive talked to Samm Hagar of Van Halen about his memoir, Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock. There’s tales of drugs, alcohol, sex tents under the stage where band members would have orgies and alien abduction. Um, what?

Okay, let’s just cut to the chase. I’m just going to come out and ask it. Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
I think I have.

What? Really? I was kidding. You seriously believe that?
[Laughs.] Now you’re making me sound like a crazy person.

How is that crazy? I wasn’t there, I don’t know what happened to you.
Remember the story in the book, where I have a dream about being contacted by aliens in the foothills above Fontana?

Yeah, yeah, I’ve got the page right here. “I saw a ship and two creatures inside of this ship… And they were connected to me, tapped into my mind through some kind of mysterious wireless connection.” You’re telling me that wasn’t a dream?
That’s right. It was real. [Aliens] were plugged into me. It was a download situation. This was long before computers or any kind of wireless. There weren’t even wireless telephones. Looking back now, it was like, “F**k, they downloaded something into me!” Or they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment. “See what this guy knows.”

And this actually happened?
That happened. That friggin’ happened, I’ll tell you right now. Another thing happened when I was about four that I didn’t put into the book. One time I saw what I considered to be, well, at the time I thought it was a car with no wheels. We lived out in the country and I saw this thing floating across a field, creating this big dust storm. I threw rocks at it and s**t. And I don’t know what happened after that.

You blacked out?
I guess. I just have no memory of it. And that wasn’t a dream. It was during daylight.

I can understand your apprehension. Alien abduction is a tough sell.
Especially back a few decades ago, when this stuff happened to me. I couldn’t talk about it because I didn’t know how to explain it. I didn’t understand the technology. But now I’m pretty sure it was a wireless situation. Either a download or upload. They were tapped into my brain and the knowledge was transferred back and forth. I could see them and everything while it was happening. There was a visual involved, almost like … I don’t know. [Laughs.] Don’t get me going!

This is exactly what happens when you drop too much acid. You start thinking your dreams are reality. Even though when you say it out loud and it makes no sense at all, you still believe it. Like when aliens were plugged into him but they downloaded information from his brain wirelessly. Something tells me Sammy doesn’t know what wireless means or he’s still doing massive amounts of drugs.

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13 years ago

Talked about this on Stern last week. Old news.

If you don’t have Sirius and the HS show – you aren’t listening.

13 years ago

It was a fair interview
hard to believe hes 63!

The Blemish
13 years ago

Sounds like he lived the life.

13 years ago

Is that 63 in human years?

13 years ago

It sounds like he’s friggin’ mental.

Alien wireless, upload, download, give me a break!!