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‘Sleeping Beauty’ Got Sexier

Hollywood has long asked the question, “How can we make our target demographic of 16-35 year old males care about that uptight bitch Sleeping Beauty?” The answer? Release a new Cannes poster for Jane Campion’s Sleeping Beauty featuring Emily Browning, naked.

Oh and make the movie about prostitution and have Emily Browning’s character take a date rape drug which leaves her comatose while a bunch of dudes defile her. This is way better than the Disney version.

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Rad
Rad
9 years ago

Wow that movie would be awful! Makes women look like slaves to men. So terrible, to glorify something like this. Maybe only guys that have self issues will like this movie.

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