Snooki Crashed Into a Cop Car

Snooki crashed into a police car and was taken into custody in Florence, Italy on Monday. No one was injured and a source says it’s not a formal arrest.

A witness tells TMZ, Snooki smacked right into the back of the patrol car, wedging her ride between the car and a highway protection wall. The witness says Deena was in the passenger seat at the time of the crash — and when she tried to exit the car, she had to go through the window … because the door was blocked by the wall.

Snooki is a woman and two feet tall. That’s already two strikes against her. She shouldn’t even be allowed behind the wheel. I wouldn’t even let her take me to the hospital if I was dying. My last words would be, “Do you have the car keys?,” right before I snatch it from her and swallow it.