Jesse James May Have Cheated on Kat Von D

Jesse James’ penis is like a divining rod for tattooed whores so it’s no surprise that his split with Kat Von D may have been because of another woman.

An eyewitness reports that Jesse and Kat argued outside of her LA home on Monday about another woman and how she didn’t like him living so far away.

Jesse, the image of level-headedness, said, “Fine, f**k you!,” and sped off on his little motorcycle. Ooooo, what a hard-ass tool.

The most confusing thing about Jesse’s cheating is that he cheats down. All of his affairs are with women less attractive. It’s like he expects them to be more discrete even though it’s common knowledge ugly people can’t keep secrets.