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Charlize Theron Wants Babies

Charlize Theron has babies on the brain. In an interview with In Touch, Charlize says, “I want a baby. If it would happen tomorrow I would still be very happy about it.”

She’s even considering adopting. “Why not?,” she asks, “I’m open to everything in life.” Much like her legs. Amirite? Guys? Because she wants a baby, you see. Not because she’s a whore.

Anyway, if Charlize wants a guy to put a baby in her now, I’m the man willing to do it. You can call me a hero, a champion, a god among men, but I much prefer you call me a cab. I gotta get outta here before Charlize wakes up.

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