Paula Abdul Demands Staff Call Her ‘Warrior’

An insider tells Us that Paula Abdul is nuts. They say Paula has a list of requests every assistant that works for her must abide by. These include:

1. Each assistant must carry and use a tape recorder at all times “because she doesn’t trust her own conversations.”

2. “She also makes them check the TiVo for any mention of her and put it on a DVD.”

3. Abdul team members should also prepare to go through her email — and respond to family and friends as the star herself.

4. The “Forever Your Girl” singer also needed constant reminders that she is a “warrior, survivor and gift.”

It must be nice to be rich and hire someone to kiss your ass 24/7. On the other hand, it must suck to be that self-obsessed and lazy that you need other people to give you affirmations. What if Paula couldn’t get an assistant? Would she crumble to the floor, lay in the fetal position and cry about how worthless she is?

I can just imagine her assistant telling her she’s a warrior to hype her up and Paula Abdul doing the Xena scream, “Alalalalalala!”

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