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We Could Have Seen Scarlett Johansson Naked. In HD

Scarlett Johansson lost out to Rooney Mara for the role of Lisabeth Salander in David Fincher’s American remake of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo because she was too sexy. Coincidentally, that’s why I never get picked for anything either.

“We flew in people from New Zealand and Swaziland and all over the place,” Fincher explained to Vogue. “Look, we saw some amazing people. Scarlett Johansson was great. It was a great audition, I’m telling you.”

So why didn’t Johansson, 26, nab the part? “But the thing with Scarlett is, you can’t wait for her to take her clothes off.”

Indeed, Johansson is probably too voluptuous for the edgy role as it is written in the book. Brilliant, socially freakish computer hacker Salander is a “a pale, anorexic young woman who had hair as short as a fuse, and a pierced nose and eyebrows,” author Larson wrote of Lizbeth, who is covered in tattoos.

“I keep trying to explain this,” Fincher said of his hunt for the protagonist, played by Noomi Rapace in the original Swedish-language trilogy.” Salander should be like E.T. If you put E.T. dolls out before anyone had seen the movie, they would say, ‘What is this little squishy thing?’ Well, you know what? When he hides under the table and he grabs the Reese’s Pieces, you love him! It has to be like that.”

He added: “I had seen a lot of actresses. I was beginning to get to the point where I was thinking, ‘Maybe conceptually you are talking about a person who doesn’t exist’.” Us Magazine

Aw, damn you god for making Scarlett Johansson so voluptuous. You suck. This is like if a blind guy owned the Mona Lisa or if I forgot to turn on that hidden camera I meticulously hid in Ashley Greene’s bathroom.

Here’s Rooney Mara in the latest edition of Vogue.

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Scarlett would look more hot…..no doubt about that

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Oh please, Scar Jo is far to fat to play Lisbeth – in the books, Lisbeth is 5 ft tall and 88 pounds.

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