Kourtney Kardashian Getting Married

Reports are coming in that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick may be marrying really soon. So not only will her second kid get to make fun of Mason for being an accident but it’ll also get to make fun of him for being a bastard.

Sources say Kourtney won’t turn her wedding into a spectacle like Kim’s. It’ll be a low key, family only event possibly held at the Kardashian house. No word on if it’ll be turned into an E! special but why not? All you have to do to convince a Kardashian to do something is wave a few bills in front of their face. They’re like strippers who don’t take their clothes off. Anymore.