Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are Going to Dallas

Lamar Odom’s trade for Chris Paul was vetoed by the NBA last week but Lamar was so butt hurt he was included in the trade that he wanted out anyway. He got his wish and will now be going to the Dallas Mavericks in exchange for an $8.9 million trade exception and a protected first-round pick. “But what about Khloe Kardashian?!,” is probably the first question on the mind of everyone.

Khloe took to Twitter to confirm that she’ll be following Lamar to Texas. “I would go anywhere with my hubby!,” she posted before the trade but then she added, “Setting in a little…. Weird…”

You know how they say everything is bigger in Texas? Ugh. Imagine Khloe two times her current size. By the time she comes out of Dallas, she’ll be 7 feet tall, weigh 350 pounds and will have bbq sauce perpetually smeared all over her face.