Kong Kardashian May Not Even Be a Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian is seven feet tall and clomps around like an ogre. When she and her sisters get together to try on each others dresses, Khloe tears them to shreds like she was Bruce Banner transforming into the Incredible Hulk. So when Radar reports that she isn’t actually a Kardashian, it’s only met with mild skepticism.

“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner, revealed to Star.

“He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”

But in a final bombshell, Ellen claims Robert told her that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived.

“[But] he never would have considered a DNA test,” Ellen concluded. “He loved her very much.”Radar Online

Shocking, just, shocking. In other surprising news of the day, the sun might be hot!