If you hadn’t heard, a bunch of actors and actresses gathered around The Shrine Auditorium in LA on Sunday for a gigantic circle jerk called the Screen Actors Guild Awards. Apparently there aren’t enough awards show where people tell celebrities how awesome they are so they had to make their own. It’s pretty cool actually. Don’t take my word for it though, take it from Dick Van Dyke (up top) who said, “The SAG Awards are better than crack! I would know because I’m on it! He-yeeeeeeah!”