‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ Trailer Is Here

One day a man sat down and thought to himself, “What if Abe Lincoln didn’t just free the slaves? What if he led a double life as a badass vampire hunter who swung an ax like Paul Bunyon?” That man was Seth Grahame-Smith and once he came down from his acid trip, he went to work on his mashup novel.

Now Hollywood is turning his book into a movie starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Dominic Cooper and Benjamin Walker as Abraham Lincoln. Because the only thing cooler than vampires in Hollywood is a dude in a stove top hat hunting them down one by one. According to a focus group of stoners.

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