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Scarlett Johansson’s Boyfriend Is a Little B**ch

The bad news is Scarlett Johansson is currently dating douchey ad exec, Nate Naylor. The good news is, if you’ve ever wanted to steal her away from him, all you’d have to do is walk up to the guy, stare him in the eyes and wait until he runs off and hides in a bathroom. That seems to be what he’s good at.

According to Gawker, Naylor was at a party at a bar in the East Village back in December when he ran into his ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend. Without warning, Nate “sucker punched the dude” and bloodied his nose. Nate, fearing the guy would punch him back, then ran to the bathroom and locked himself in. “Security eventually coaxed him out and ejected him.” The victim didn’t press charges and instead just cleaned himself up and continued drinking.

Holy crap. Scarlett Johansson’s boyfriend is a little bitch. He probably ran into the bathroom because he fractured his limp wrist when he punched the guy and wanted somewhere private to cry. I’ve seen five-year-olds with more testicular fortitude.

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