Khloe Kardashian Getting Fertility Treatments

Khloe Kardashian is so desperate to slap god in the face by crossbreeding with Lamar Odom that she’s now undergoing fertility treatments at ART Reproductive Center in Beverly Hills.

With Kim Kardashian by her side for moral support, Khloe gave up some blood so the docs could evaluate her hormone levels. She’s waiting for the results, and will then get a stylized treatment program.

Our sources say fertility treatment has been a long time coming — they were going to start the process while living in Dallas, but distractions with Lamar’s BB career put everything on ice.

Luckily, Lamar Odom basketball career is almost non-existent so they’ll have all the time in the world to bang this out. Get it? Because “bang” is slang for “sex” and people make babies by having sex… Aw, forget it. I’ll show myself out.