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Man With World’s Largest Penis Stopped at SFO

Jonah Falcon, 41, is a video game journalist who dabbles as an actor. He’s had numerous small roles in movies and tv. He also happens to have the world’s biggest penis. It measures 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.

While he may seem like the luckiest man in the world, having such a large wiener is sometimes a curse. Especially when going through security checkpoints at SFO such as he did on July 9.

Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.

Hint: It was his penis.

“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.

Growth? Sure, but only when he’es turned on.

When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.

They probably didn’t want to make it angry. You wouldn’t like it if Jonah Falcon’s penis is angry.

Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.

“I’ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”

If I were him, I’d have no problem doing the same. Except, I’d take my penis in one hand and twirl it around like a cane. I’m a fancy gentleman.

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notaknobgobbler
notaknobgobbler
9 years ago

Well, it WAS San Francisco…they probably wanted to hold him “indefinitely” in their little airport jail…so they could all get a turn.

Nate
Nate
9 years ago

Ah, this guy’s such a douchebag. Years ago, Rolling Stone did an article on him (after he begged them to), where he complained about how difficult life is when you have a large penis, while alternately bragging about his prowess with women.

That article probably led to the idea of Adult Friend Finder.

Gus
Gus
9 years ago

This is great news! Now maybe an urban-myth will overtake the globe that white men with small hands have huge wankers.

poohbear4u
poohbear4u
9 years ago

LOL. At 13+ inches you could suck it yourself, why even have a girfriend?

Foot long Frenzy
Foot long Frenzy
9 years ago

He’s Kardashian approved

NoOneElse
NoOneElse
9 years ago

I have seen larger ones than him. Guess the world record recorders don’t know about those.

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“If I were him, I’d have no problem doing the same. Except, I’d take my
penis in one hand and twirl it around like a cane. I’m a fancy
gentleman.””
Best line I’ve read in a long while

BubbaT
BubbaT
9 years ago

How completely typical it was San Fran Airport. Ohhhh the irony.

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