Joe Simpson Arrested for DUI

Jessica Simpson’s creepy dad Joe was arrested for DUI in LA while driving down Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks on Aug 4.

When cops pulled him over at 10 PM, they determined he was drunk and took him to jail. He was booked and released the next morning at 9:41. No criminal charges have been filed, but he won’t get any jail time if they are because it’s his first offense. He’ll likely only have to pay a fine.

Don’t you find it odd that ever since Jessica Simpson got fat, there haven’t been any more stories about Joe tagging along with to her half-naked photoshoots? He was probably at a bar┬áreminiscing. “What have you done!,” he probably screamed at a blueberry pie.

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