Fionna Apple was arrested at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, TX where cops say they found hash on her tour bus. Fiona herself was in possession of a small amount of weed. She’s currently being held at Hudspeth County Jail.
Let this be a lesson to all you famous singers. Never tour around Texas if you smoke weed or you’ll end up caught like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and, uh, Armie Hammer. Unless you have a gigantic anal cavity. In that case, you’re good to go.
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