You can stop running around flailing your hands over your head with excitement. Shakira did not give birth to a baby boy. But what about her boyfriend, FC Barcelona star Gerard Piqué’s, tweet which read in Spanish, “Our son has been born! We’re very happy! Thank you all for your messages!”
It was a joke as part of Dia de Los Santos Inocentes in Spain, a long winded way of saying, “December Fools’! Haha, you suck!” December 28 in Latin America is similar to April 1 in America. Which is confusing. They should just make April 1 the de facto standard because U-S-A! U-S-A!
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