Steven Martin, 67, and his wife Anne Stringfield, 41, had a baby in December but no one knew about it until recently. It could be because Steve Martin is a private person or it could be that no one follows him around 24/7 like they do Kim and Kanye.
“They’ve had a baby, and how they kept it a secret nobody knows,” a source said. “Steve’s very private.” The source added, “They are thrilled. They worked hard to have the baby.”
Tough work that baby making. You have to have sex without a condom, like, all the time. Sex is about the worst thing ever. It’s so boring and tedious. I don’t even know how some people do it.
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