Scarlett Johansson Is a Good Dresser

Here’s Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Under the Skin at the Venice International Film Festival and, jesus, I can’t form words anymore.  All I can do is sit here drooling and hoping that someone accidentally steps on her dress.

It must have taken all of that guy’s willpower to not look at her boobs in that picture up top. I would have broken eye contact in about 2 seconds and then cried tears of joy.