This Restaurant Owner Really Wants to Get Laid

Brittany Mathis works at the authentic German restaurant Kaiserhof in Texas along with her mom who’s a manager. Brittany also has a brain tumor and has yet to sign up for Obamacare. Which means when she went to check out a rash on her leg only to discover it was blood clotting related to a brain tumor, she didn’t have the insurance or money to find out whether it was malignant or benign.

Worry not, fair damsel. Here comes Michael De Beyer, owner of Kaiserhof. This white knight is putting his 6,000 sq. ft. restaurant up for sale to help pay for Brittany’s medical bills.

“I just can’t be standing by and doing nothing,” said Kaiserhof owner Michael De Beyer. “I have to try something because it’s not right.”

So De Beyer has decided to sell his family’s 6,000 square foot restaurant and donate money to Mathis.

“Here’s a family, they really work hard they have a lot of stuff against them in the past and they are not holding their hand open they didn’t even ask anybody for help,” said De Beyer.

The Mathis family has been through a lot. Brittany’s father died of a tumor in 2000 when it unexpectedly ruptured. The same thing may happen to Brittany if she doesn’t receive treatment.

De Beyer has owned the restaurant for 17 years and believes it’s worth as much as $2 million which would definitely help with some of the piling bills. But Brittany isn’t the only reason he’s selling the restaurant. He also wants to spend time with his wife and two kids.

Because I’m a cynic with a heart as black as Kris Jenner’s soul, I’m pretty skeptical. Sure, this guy wants to help Brittany, but he also wants to use this to his advantage to get a higher bid on the sale. Also, maybe a handjob. Yes, definitely at least a handjob.

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8 years ago

For all that trouble at least a blowjob ;)

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