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Scarlett Johansson’s Pregnancy Breasts at the ‘Captain America: Winter Soldier’ Premiere

I may have failed to mention this, but Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. I know. Isn’t that awful? Get ready to watch a parasite grow in her for the next 8 months distorting her body like a Picasso and then tear through her vagina like a destroyer of worlds. On the bright side, her tits are going to be huge. Here she is at the premiere of Captain America: Winter Soldier. This will be how I choose to remember her.

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6 years ago

she apparently got new breast implants…

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6 years ago

She’s extremely average, now with slightly above average breasts. Big whoop. Vanilla just got a little less Vanilla.

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