Joshua Miner and Alisa Massaro stand accused of murdering Eric Glover and Terrance Rankins in Joliet, Ill. last year and having sex on top of the bodies. In a police interview played in court, Miner and Massaro say they couldn’t finish because it was weird. What? Having sex on top of two bodies in full rigor is weird now? So close-minded.
Just hours after the killings of 22-year-olds Eric Glover and Terrance Rankins, it was Massaro who first suggested having sex, Miner claimed.
“She’s like, ‘Let’s have sex,'” Miner said in the video. “And I was like, ‘Let’s have sex on the bodies.'”
Later he said it was not on them, but next to them. Nevertheless, “performance issues” got in the way, he said.
“We both couldn’t get off, plus it was weird,” he said.
No words. The only way this could be better is if he started that sentence with, “I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’ but…”
(H/T Gawker)