We All Get a Trailer for ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

For those of you who slept in because standing in line with a bunch of miserable people trying to score a $150 tv that’ll break in two years because it’s the lowest end model that Vizio jerked out, here’s the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Come join the Dark Side. It’s way cooler. You get a sweet ass lightsaber whose guard is even made of plasma. Can the light offer you that?