Khloe Kardashian Escapes Captivity

Here we see one of the fabled H**o Sasquatchis, Khloe Kardashian, attempt integration into modern society. She huffs and puffs her way up a slanted walkway as she familiarizes herself with such concepts as ‘buildings’ and ‘leggings’. Her outfit would make one think she came from the ‘gym’, but really, that’s just a euphemism for ‘human reintegration camp’.