Ben Affleck Dating His Nanny in a True Hollywood Ending

Ben Affleck didn’t need to go too far to find the new missus. US Weekly says Batman has been dating his former nanny, Christine Ouzounian. Former because once Jennifer Garner realized the two were getting too chummy, she 86’d her.

Garner shouldn’t have been surprised. Affleck’s been married to her for 10 years and now all of a sudden, you throw in a hot 28-year old Arizona Statue University graduate. That’s like throwing fresh meat in front of hungry lions. They’ll be tearing that ass up. Plus, she’s an ex-sorority girl. You know how those ASU sorority girls like to party.

US Weekly reports:

When Ouzounian — an employee at a high-end Beverly Hills nanny agency — first started caring for Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3, Affleck and Garner, 43, were in the midst of a secret 10-month trial separation. The Arizona State University communications grad soon developed an attraction to the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice star.

“They would hang out without the kids,” explains an Ouzounian pal. “And they were very flirty.”

Affleck is 42. A 28-year old to a 42-year old is like boner city.

The pair spent time together at Affleck’s new L.A.-area rental on July 17 and, says the Ouzounian pal, were in constant contact over text and email. “She says Ben really, really likes her,” says the friend. “She’s saying this is true love.”

Yea, stop right there. “True love”? Affleck plays Batman, sits comfortably on the A-list, is rich, good looking and newly single after 10 years of marriage. Affleck’s a starving castaway who just got back to the mainland and every woman in Hollywood will feed his appetite. He’s gonna plow through that town like a fat kid through a bag of Cheetos.

And who’s Jennifer Garner dating? Who cares. No one cares about who the woman’s dating in these situations.

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