Stop Teasing Us, Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner, the new Kim Kardashian without the sex tape. Well, no tape that we know of. Has Kylie ever gone full nude? No perv, because she’s 17. Also, that’s the last stage of the PR campaign, when Kylie starts losing popularity. For now, we only get breasts hidden in a bikini top shredded by a bunch of slits. No doubt it costs anyone buying this hundreds of dollars for something your cat could create.

She also hit up a party after going to the premiere of Paper Towns. She jiggled her breasts in an Instagram post and then did a synchronized breast body roll with Cara Delevingne. And if they were living your fantasy, probably tore off their clothes and made out with each other off-camera.

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