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Bella Thorne, a Synonym for Cleavage

Bella Thorne’s still in Vancouver filming Midnight Sun. Canadians must be thanking Americans now for sending Thorne over for however brief of a time she’ll be there. You gave us maple syrup, now here’s American movie star cleavage. Let there be no borders in this world! Thorne’s cleavage will be a tool for diplomacy across the world. Our Secretary of State will prop her boobs on the negotiating table and say, “America!” Then, we’ll all become one happy family thanks to an 18-year-old’s cleavage.

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