Ariana Grande Says #HanShotFirst

Time after time again, Ariana Grande shows how few fucks she has to give and in doing so, just shows that she is a beautiful, boss ass bitch with much more to her than meets the eye.

Since 1977’s Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope and its subsequent 1997 release, Star Wars super fans and nerds alike have been debating whether or not #HanShotFirst in his confrontation with Greedo. The debate was sparked due to that one altered scene. Many Star Wars purists were angered with the change, even as their creator argued in defense of the re-release.

Lucas defends his decision with old school Hollywood Western archetypes:

Because I was thinking mythologically — should he be a cowboy, should he be John Wayne? And I said, Yeah, he should be John Wayne. And when you’re John Wayne, you don’t shoot people [first] — you let them have the first shot. It’s a mythological reality that we hope our society pays attention to.

Much to the dismay and confusion of her fans, Ariana Grande released a video to settle the debate once and for all:

To say, Grande fans didn’t quite get the message would be an understatement. Hundreds of YouTube commenters poured in all to the tune of:

lol i dont get it can someone explain?

To which the top commenter responded:

Only Star Wars fans will get it.

So once and for all, Ariana asserts:

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