Donald Trump’s 10 Best Twitter Insults (So Far)
Donald Trump acts a lot like a bitchy second grader that’s having a perpetual tantrum, and nothing proves it more than his Twitter. This presidential hopeful has spent the last seven months spewing insults like some kind of aging s**t fountain against everything and everyone in existence.
Check this out.
Ben Carson has never created a job in his life (well, maybe a nurse). I have created tens of thousands of jobs, it's what I do.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 25, 2015
Is he saying that doctors create nursing jobs? Is he saying that it’s the job of doctors to create jobs? Maybe in 1000 years archaeologists will be able to tell us what this means.
I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2015
This might be the only thing Donald Trump has said throughout his entire campaign that’s real.
Wacko @glennbeck is a sad answer to the @SarahPalinUSA endorsement that Cruz so desperately wanted. Glenn is a failing, crying, lost soul!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 21, 2016
Ok, maybe two whole truths. Incredible.
Don’t like @SamuelLJackson’s golf swing. Not athletic. I’ve won many club championships. Play him for charity!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2016
Yeah, he even has a problem with Samuel Jackson’s golf swing. Is there anything Trump doesn’t have a problem with?
No.
I refuse to call Megyn Kelly a bimbo, because that would not be politically correct. Instead I will only call her a lightweight reporter!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 27, 2016
At least we know he’s highly evolved enough to be passive aggressive. That’s more than I expected.
The statement put out yesterday by @FoxNews was a disgrace to good broadcasting and journalism. Who would ever say something so nasty & dumb
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 27, 2016
Yeah, who even says dumb and nasty things regularly? What a mystery.
The main stream media wants to surrender constitutional rights — I believe #ISIS needs to surrender!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2015
The entire mainstream media? Wow. Tell me more.
The tax scam Washington Post does among the most inaccurate stories of all. Really dishonest reporting.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 22, 2016
I would love to have Donald Trump explain in detail exactly how the Washington Post is a tax scam.
Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level. Germany is a total mess-big crime. GET SMART!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 7, 2016
Does Donald Trump think Paris is in Germany? Maybe that Miss America contestant was right. America really doesn’t have maps.
The podium in the Oval Office looks odd! Not good, but the words will be the key.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2015
We’ve run though politicians, actors, corporations, TV figures, the entire mainstream media, and France/Germany??? And the Trump rage even extends to inanimate objects. What a true gentleman.
