Blake Lively Calls Herself an ‘L.A. Face With An Oakland Booty’

Blake Lively has kid #2 in the oven and it’s blowing up her ass. Ryan Reynolds definitely likes that. Lively made it out to the Cannes Film Festival to do whatever celebs do out there. Be seen? Do cocaine? Not lively. Cocaine will turn her baby into a three-headed monster. A really, really cute on though.

She instagrammed an ass pic from Cannes with the caption: “L.A. face with an Oakland booty.” Damn. That ass needed its own boat over to Cannes.

You know she Spanxed that ass in also. It’s probably twice as big and smells funky in there also. It’s ok, it’s a fetish.

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