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Why Was Dr. Dre Put Under Citizen’s Arrest?

Can someone clear the next couple hours to explain a citizen’s arrest to me? Can someone find Dr. Dre to explain it to me? It’s really essential that Dr. Dre be the one to explain it to me. He’s got firsthand experience.

He’s one of the most brilliant men to have ever existed. I think that just by being in a mogul like the aforementioned’s presence, I’ll understand more about the world.

Ok but the citizen’s arrest. No idea why this is a real thing that people can do, but apparently if you’re a black man (even a black man with one of the most recognizable faces in the world), you’re automatically deemed a criminal for any kind of activity.

The citizen’s arrest began when an unknown man took it upon himself to park his vehicle in front of Dre’s Malibu residence. Dre approached the man and asked him to leave here and never come back. Dr. Dre’s Malibu mansion is no place for laymen.

Right then, the guy started to curse and scream at Dre while moving his car. Probably fearful for his life and/or looking to share his experience with others, the rapper took out his cell phone to record the incident. At that point, the guy used his best knowledge of pop culture to insult Dre. TMZ quotes him as saying, “Here we go again. Another black guy with a gun.” Right after, the guy called 911.

Because all things are ridiculous and everyone is always up to something, the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department showed up to the scene and handcuffed the mega millionaire. No gun was found. Johnny Cochrane is rolling in his grave for missing this one.

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I think I just read the dumbest line ever written next to. “im voting for Hillary”

But…

“He’s one of the most brilliant men to have ever existed.”

Is by far the most retarded thing every written

I’m guessing you still think obama has been a a great president

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