A Donald Trump Twitter Account That Doesn’t Make You Want to Claw Your Eyes Out in Rage

By Amber Petty November 10, 2016

If you’re still in despair over our new dickhole President, here’s a Twitter account that will make you smile through your tears.

@TrumpFeminist is a parody account that perfectly matches Trumps grandiose wordplay and women’s issues.

My dick is so bigly, it stands for Planned Parenthood even when I'm sitting.

— FeministDonaldTrump (@TrumpFeminist) November 10, 2016

It’s good to have a comedic outlet for our womanly rage. Maybe the real Trump will accidentally mistake one of these ideas for his own and do something good for ladies for a change.

I just grab 'em by the pussy and confide that I wept and wept while reading The Color Purple.

— FeministDonaldTrump (@TrumpFeminist) November 10, 2016

They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. What I'm saying is, reddit should be dismantled.

— FeministDonaldTrump (@TrumpFeminist) November 10, 2016

So, thank you FeministDonaldTrump for bringing some levity to these gloomy days. Hopefully, the owner of the account won’t be arrested for using Trump’s name in vain under his future “Speak No Ill of the President” law.