Von Miller Has Sex on Camera, Should Lose Super Bowl Retroactively

Von Miller filmed a sex tape with a model named Elizabeth Ruiz. The shame. Miller wants the tape blocked. Ruiz wants a ton of money. You know the drill on celebrity sex tapes by now.

As a Carolina Panthers fan who still isn’t over the Super Bowl, I demand that Von Miller be stripped of his Super Bowl MVP and the game be replayed with Miller not being allowed to participate. I think that’s fair and proper punishment.

Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Ruiz twerking sans Von.

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