Khloe Kardashian continues to try and ruin the NBA. Her latest ploy is to get boyfriend Tristan Thompson into the All-Star game by asking fans to retweet her message to “vote my baby Tristan Thompson to be an all star.”
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) January 5, 2017
You see, the All-Star voting is based on fan votes. And fans are really dumb. So they do things like vote Zaza Pachulia into a starters spot and vote Steph Curry over Russell Westbrook. You know who is also dumb? Anyone that worships the Kardashians.
So, when you combine the power of dumb NBA fans with the power of dumb Kardashian fans, you’re probably going to get Tristan Thompson starting in the All-Star game. Khloe is probably just jealous that last year’s boyfriend, James Harden, is going to be league MVP and this year’s boyfriend isn’t even one of the three best players on his own team.
Here’s a better idea: let’s get every single player that a Kardashian-Jenner has dated into the All-Star game. And instead of them playing basketball, they share stories about their time with the family. That sounds way more entertaining than a meaningless 180-170 highlight reel game.